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== Första säsongen ==
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|December 17, 1989
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|''Inget skämt''
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|[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]
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|January 14, 1990
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I PRAY TO GOD UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.I PRAY TO ALLAH UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.I PRAY TO GOD UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.I PRAY TO ALLAH UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.
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|I will not waste chalk
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I PRAY TO GOD UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.I PRAY TO ALLAH UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.I PRAY TO GOD UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.I PRAY TO ALLAH UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.
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|Jag ska inte slösa på kritan
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|[[Bart the Genius]]
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|January 21, 1990
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|[[Fil:ChalkboardgagS1E03.jpg|200px]]
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|I will not skateboard in the halls
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|Jag ska inte åka skateboard i korridorerna
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I PRAY TO GOD UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.I PRAY TO ALLAH UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.I PRAY TO GOD UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.I PRAY TO ALLAH UNBLOCK EVERYTHING.
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|[[Homer's Odyssey]]
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|January 28, 1990
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|I will not burp in class
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|Jag ska inte rapa i klassen
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|[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]
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|February 4, 1990
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|''Inget skämt - nerkortat intro''
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|[[Bart the General]]
 
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|February 11, 1990
 
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|I will not instigate revolution
 
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|Jag ska inte sätta igång en revolution
 
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|[[Moaning Lisa]]
 
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|February 18, 1990
 
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|I will not draw naked ladies in class
 
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|Jag ska inte rita nakna kvinnor under lektionen
 
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|[[Call of the Simpsons]]
 
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|February 25, 1990
 
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|I did not see Elvis
 
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|Jag såg inte [[Elvis Presley|Elvis]]
 
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|[[The Telltale Head]]
 
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|March 18, 1990
 
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|''inget skämt - nerkortat intro''
 
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|[[Life on the Fast Lane]]
 
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|March 25, 1990
 
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|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
 
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|Jag kommer inte att kalla min lärare "snygging"
 
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|[[Homer's Night Out]]
 
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|April 15, 1990
 
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|Garlic gum is not funny
 
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|Tuggummi med vitlökssmak är inte roligt
 
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|[[The Crepes of Wrath]]
 
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|April 29, 1990
 
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|They are laughing at me, not with me
 
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|De skrattar åt mig, inte med mig
 
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|[[Krusty Gets Busted]]
 
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|May 13, 1990
 
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|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom
 
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|Jag ska inte skrika 'Det brinner' i ett fullsatt klassrum
 
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|[[Some Enchanted Evening]]
 
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== Andra säsongen ==
 
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!width="117" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Sändningsdatum (USA)
 
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!width="117" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Skämt
 
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!width="117" style="background-color: #C5E4E1"|Sv. översättning
 
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|October 11, 1990
 
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|I will not encourage others to fly ''(And during the episode:'' I will not fake my way through life'')''
 
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|Jag ska inte uppmuntra andra till att flyga
 
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|[[Bart Gets an F]]
 
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|October 18, 1990
 
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|Tar is not a plaything
 
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|Tjära är ingen leksak
 
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|[[Simpson and Delilah]]
 
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|October 25, 1990
 
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|''Inget skämt''
 
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|[[Treehouse of Horror]]
 
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|November 1, 1990
 
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|I will not Xerox my butt (''Alternativt skämt sändes 2 Juni , 1992 i repris'' - "It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'")
 
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|Jag ska inte kopiera min rumpa
 
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|[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]
 
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|November 8, 1990
 
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|I will not trade pants with others
 
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|Jag ska inte byta byxor med andra
 
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|[[Dancin' Homer]]
 
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|November 15, 1990
 
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|I am not a 32 year old woman ''(at the time, the voice of Bart, [[Nancy Cartwright]], was) ''
 
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|Jag är inte en 32 år gammal kvinna
 
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|[[Dead Putting Society]]
 
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|November 22, 1990
 
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|I will not do that thing with my tongue
 
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|Jag ska inte göra den där saken med tungan
 
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|[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]
 
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|December 6, 1990
 
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|I will not drive the principal's car
 
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|Jag ska inte köra rektorns bil
 
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|[[Bart the Daredevil]]
 
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|December 20, 1990
 
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|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
 
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|Jag kommer inte svära trohet till Bart
 
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|[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]
 
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|January 10, 1991
 
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|I will not sell school property
 
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|Jag ska inte sälja skolans egendomar
 
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|[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]
 
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|January 24, 1991
 
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|I will not cut corners
 
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|Jag ska inte ta genvägar
 
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|[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]
 
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|January 31, 1991
 
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|I will not get very far with this attitude
 
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|Jag kommer inte att komma särskilt långt med den här attityden
 
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|[[The Way We Was]]
 
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|February 7, 1991
 
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|I will not make flatulent noises in class
 
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|Jag ska inte göra väderspända ljud i klassen
 
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|[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]
 
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|February 14, 1991
 
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|I will not belch the national anthem
 
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|Jag ska inte rapa nationalsången
 
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|[[Principal Charming]]
 
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|February 21, 1991
 
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|I will not sell land in Florida
 
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|Jag ska inte sälja mark i Florida
 
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|[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]
 
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|March 7, 1991
 
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|I will not sell school property
 
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|Jag ska inte sälja skolans egendomar
 
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|[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]
 
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|March 28, 1991
 
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|I will not grease the monkey bars
 
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|Jag ska inte olja in klätterställningen
 
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|[[Old Money]]
 
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|April 11, 1991
 
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|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
 
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|Jag ska inte skydda mig bakom femte tillägget<sup>1</sup>
 
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|[[Brush with Greatness]]
 
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|April 25, 1991
 
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|''Inget skämt''
 
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|[[Lisa's Substitute]]
 
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|May 2, 1991
 
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|I will not do anything bad ever again
 
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|Jag ska aldrig mer göra något elakt
 
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|[[The War of the Simpsons]]
 
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|May 9, 1991
 
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|I will not show off
 
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|Jag ska inte stajla
 
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|[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]
 
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|July 11, 1991
 
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|I will not sleep through my education
 
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|Jag ska inte sova mig igenom min utbildning
 
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|[[Blood Feud]]
 
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1. Femte tillägget är en del av USA:s konstitution, landets grundlag, och säger bland annat att "ingen person skall hållas till svars för ett brott belagt med dödsstraff, eller en på annat vis grov förbrytelse...", det är detta Bart syftar på.
 
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==Tredje säsongen==
 
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| 41 || [[24 oktober]] [[1991]] || "I will finish what I sta" || "Jag ska avsluta vad jag påbö" || "[[Like Father, Like Clown]]" || 8F05
 
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| 43 || [[7 november]] [[1991]] || "'Bart Bucks' are not legal tender" || "'Bart Bucks' är inte giltig som valuta"<sup>1</sup> || "[[Lisa's Pony]]" || 8F06
 
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| 44 || [[14 november]] [[1991]] || "I will not fake rabies" || "Jag ska inte låtsas ha rabies" || "[[Saturdays of Thunder]]" || 8F07
 
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| 45 || [[21 november]] [[1991]] || "Underwear should be worn on the inside" || "Underkläder ska bäras innanför ytterkläderna" || "[[Flaming Moe's]]" || 8F08
 
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| 46 || [[5 december]] [[1991]] || "The Christmas pageant does not stink" || "Skolans julspel är inte dåligt" || "[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]" || 8F09
 
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| 47 || [[26 december]] [[1991]] || "I will not torment the emotionally frail" || "Jag ska inte plåga de känslomässigt svaga" || "[[I Married Marge]]" || 8F10
 
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| 48 || [[9 januari]] [[1992]] || "I will not carve gods" ||  || "[[Radio Bart]]" || 8F11
 
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| 50 || [[6 februari]] [[1992]] || "I will not spank others" || "Jag ska inte smiska andra" || "[[Homer Alone]]" || 8F14
 
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| 52 || [[20 februari]] [[1992]] || "I will not aim for the head" || "Jag ska inte sikta på huvudet" || "[[Homer at the Bat]]" || 8F13
 
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| 53 || [[27 februari]] [[1992]] || "I will not barf unless I'm sick" || "Jag ska inte kräkas förutom när jag är sjuk" || "[[Separate Vocations]]" || 8F15
 
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| 54 || [[12 mars]] [[1992]] || "I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge" || "Jag såg inget ovanligt i lärarrummet" || "[[Dog of Death]]" || 8F17
 
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| 55 || [[26 mars]] [[1992]] || "I will not conduct my own fire drills" || "Jag ska inte hålla mina egna brandövningar" || "[[Colonel Homer]]" || 8F19
 
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| 56 || [[9 april]] [[1992]] || "Funny noises are not funny" || "Roliga ljud är inte roliga" || "[[Black Widower]]" || 8F20
 
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| 57 || [[23 april]] [[1992]] || "I will not spin the turtle" || "Jag ska inte snurra på sköldpaddan" || "[[The Otto Show]]" || 8F21
 
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| 58 || [[7 maj]] [[1992]] || "I will not snap bras" || "Jag ska inte stjäla behåar" || "[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]" || 8F22
 
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| 59 || [[27 augusti]] [[1992]] || "I will not fake seizures" || "Jag ska inte låtsas ha krampanfall" || "[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]" || 8F23
 
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1. "Buck(s)", amerikansk slang för dollar.
 
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| 60 || [[24 september]] [[1992]] || "This punishment is not boring and pointless" || "Det här straffet är inte tråkigt och meningslöst" || "[[Kamp Krusty]]" || 8F24
 
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| 61 || [[1 oktober]] [[1992]] || "My name is not "Dr. Death" || Jag heter inte "Dr. Död" || "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]" || 8F18
 
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| 62 || [[8 oktober]] [[1992]] || "I will not defame New Orleans" || "Jag ska inte förolämpa New Orleans" (''Detta var menat som en ursäkt till dem som klagat över en sång om New Orleans i det [[A Streetcar Named Marge|föregående avsnittet]]''. || "[[Homer the Heretic]]" || 9F01
 
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| 63 || [[15 oktober]] [[1992]] || "I will not prescribe medication" || "Jag ska inte ordinera medicin" || "[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]" || 9F02
 
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| 64 || [[29 oktober]] [[1992]] || ''Inget skämt'' || - || "[[Treehouse of Horror III]]" || 9F04
 
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| 65 || [[3 november]] [[1992]] || "I will not bury the new kid" (I avsnittet skriver Marge ''"I will try to raise a better child."'')  || "Jag ska inte gräva ner den nya eleven" / "Jag ska försöka uppfostra ett bättre barn" || "[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]" || 9F03
 
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| 66 || [[5 november]] [[1992]] || "I will not teach others to fly" || "Jag ska inte lära andra att flyga" || "[[Marge Gets a Job]]" || 9F05
 
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| 67 || [[12 november]] [[1992]] || "I will not bring sheep to class" || "Jag ska inte ta med får till skolan" || "[[New Kid on the Block]]" || 9F06
 
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| 68 || [[19 november]] [[1992]] || "A burp is not an answer" || "Ett rap är inget svar" || "[[Mr. Plow]]" || 9F07
 
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| 69 || [[3 december]] [[1992]] || "Teacher is not a leper" || "Läraren har inte spetälska" || "[[Lisa's First Word]]" || 9F08
 
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| 70 || [[17 december]] [[1992]] || "Coffee is not for kids" || "Kaffe är inte för barn" (''samtidigt som Bart skriver detta blir orden allt mer krafsiga och mindre läsbara'') || "[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]" || 9F09
 
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| 71 || [[14 januari]] [[1993]] || "I will not eat things for money" || "Jag ska inte äta saker mot betalning" || "[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]" || 9F10
 
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| 72 || [[21 januari]] [[1993]] || "I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call || "Jag ska inte skrika "hon är död" under namnuppropen" || "[[Selma's Choice]]" || 9F11
 
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| 73 || [[4 februari]] [[1993]] || "The principal's toupée is not a frisbee" || "Rektorns tupé är ingen frisbee" || "[[Brother from the same Planet]]" || 9F12
 
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| 74 || [[11 februari]] [[1993]] || "I will not call the principal "spud head"" || "Jag ska inte kalla rektorn för "potatishuvud" || "[[I Love Lisa]]" || 9F13
 
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| 75 || [[18 februari]] [[1993]] || "Goldfish don't bounce" || "Guldfiskar studsar inte" || "[[Duffless]]" || 9F14
 
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| 76 || [[11 mars]] [[1993]] || "Mud is not one of the 4 food groups" || "Lera är ingen basföda" || "[[Last Exit to Springfield]]" || 9F15
 
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| 77 || [[1 april]] [[1993]] || "No one is interested in my underpants" || "Ingen är intresserad av mina kalsonger" || "[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]" || 9F17
 
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| 78 || [[15 april]] [[1993]] || "I will not sell miracle cures" || "Jag ska inte sälja mirakelkurer" || "[[The Front]]" || 9F16
 
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| 79 || [[29 april]] [[1993]] || "I will return the seeing-eye dog" || "Jag ska lämna tillbaka ledarhunden" || "[[Whacking Day]]" || 9F18
 
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| 80 || [[6 maj]] [[1993]] || "I do not have diplomatic immunity" || "Jag har inte diplomatisk immunitet" || "[[Marge in Chains]]" || 9F20
 
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| 81 || [[13 maj]] [[1993]] || "I will not charge admission to the bathroom" || "Jag ska inte ta betalt för tillträde till toaletten" || "[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]" || 9F19
 
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! # !! Sändningsdatum (USA) !! Skämt !! Sv. översättning !! Avsnitt !! Kod |
 
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| 82 || [[30 september]] [[1993]] || "I will never win an Emmy" || "Jag kommer aldrig vinna en [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]" (''The Simpsons hade vunnit nio Emmys när detta sändes'') || "[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]" || 9F21
 
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| 83 || [[7 oktober]] [[1993]] || "The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy" || "Cafeterians fritös är ingen leksak" || "[[Cape Feare]]" || 9F22
 
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| 84 || [[14 oktober]] [[1993]] || ''Inget skämt'' || - || "[[Homer Goes to College]]" || 1F02
 
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| 85 || [[21 oktober]] [[1993]] || ''Inget skämt'' || - || "[[Rosebud]]" || 1F01
 
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| 86 || [[28 oktober]] [[1993]] || ''Inget skämt'' || - || "[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]" || 1F04
 
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| 87 || [[4 november]] [[1993]] || ''Inget skämt'' || - || "[[Marge on the Lam]]" || 1F03
 
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| 88 || [[11 november]] [[1993]] || ''Inget skämt'' || - || "[[Bart's Inner Child]]" || 1F05
 
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| 89 || [[18 november]] [[1993]] || ''Inget skämt'' || - || "[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]" || 1F06
 
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| 90 || [[9 december]] [[1993]] || "All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy" || "[[The Shining|Bara arbete och ingen lek gör Bart till en tråkig pojke]]" || "[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]" || 1F07
 
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| 91 || [[16 december]] [[1993]] || "I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause" || "Jag ska inte säga "[[Springfield]]" bara för att få applåder" || "[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]" || 1F08
 
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| 92 || [[6 januari]] [[1994]] || "I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers" || "Jag har inte rätt att avskeda vikarier" || "[[Homer the Vigilante]]" || 1F09
 
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| 93 || [[3 februari]] [[1994]] || "My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man" || "Min hemläxa blev inte stulen av en enarmad man" || "[[Bart Gets Famous]]" || 1F11
 
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| 94 || [[10 februari]] [[1994]] || "I will not go near the kindergarten turtle" || "Jag ska inte komma i närheten av förskolans sköldpadda" || "[[Homer and Apu]]" || 1F10
 
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| 95 || [[17 februari]] [[1994]] || ''Inget skämt'' || - || "[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]" || 1F12
 
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| 96 || [[24 februari]] [[1994]] || ''Inget skämt'' || - || "[[Deep Space Homer]]" || 1F13
 
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| 97 || [[17 mars]] [[1994]] || "I am not delightfully saucy" || "Jag är inte förtjusande kaxig" || "[[Homer Loves Flanders]]" || 1F14
 
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| 98 || [[31 mars]] [[1994]] || "Organ transplants are best left to the professionals" || "Det är bäst att låta proffs sköta organtransplantationer" || "[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]" || 1F15
 
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| 99 || [[14 april]] [[1994]] || "The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" || "The Pledge of Allegiance avslutas inte med "Hail Satan" || "[[Burns' Heir]]" || 1F16
 
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| 100 || [[28 april]] [[1994]] || "I will not celebrate meaningless milestones" || "Jag ska inte fira meningslösa milstolpar" (''Detta är det 100:nde avsnittet'') || "[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]" || 1F18
 
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| 101 || [[5 maj]] [[1994]] || "There are plenty of business like show business" || "Det finns många branscher som showbranschen" || "[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]" || 1F19
 
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| 102 || [[12 maj]] [[1994]] || "I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball" || "" || "[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]" || 1F21
 
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| 103 || [[19 maj]] [[1994]] || "Five days is not too long to wait for a gun" || "" || "[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]" || 1F20
 
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